laugh-addict:

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

when your teacher is mean and sucks at teaching

(Source: spazztastic-muffin)

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence